Oh yeah? Well your momma dresses you funny...

Bean has been consistently in the 45-50th percentile in height/weight since birth. Not teensy, but certainly not an overly large child according to the charts. To put her size in perspective, she's 7.5 months old and still wearing 3-6months outfits with room to spare.

Yet not a day goes by without me hearing some variation of, "She's so big!" or, "she certainly doesn't miss a meal, does she?" One of my coworkers actually said, "She's a fat one, eh?" Um, excuse me while I set my daughter down so I can kick your ass.

Hellooooo, people! She's a BABY! Have you not heard the term "baby fat"?!? It's not "baby skin-and-bones", it's "baby F-A-T". Bah.